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In Which I Am the Classiest Bitch Alive

This is me. To find out why I am so fracking classy, read on. I came home last night to a note stuck in my door. It read as follows (CAPS and other grammatical errors unaltered): "Your UNSUPERVISED DOG has been barking All Night If this continues I am going to report this to YOUR LANDLORD and the HOMEOWNERS ASSOC. TAKE CARE of this problem immediately. If you cannot care for a DOG correctly get RID OF IT."