What things are turquoise? Make a list. Stefers the Great Factoid: Turquoise is my absolute favorite color. Hands-down. I don't know what it is; there's something so calming, yet so vivid about it. It's almost like it has some sort of secret, like it's saying, "The blue part of me implies demureness and quietness, but the green part suggests fervor and vivacity." Love it. 1,2,3, GO!

They were told that the only way to make it safely through the forest to the city was to stay off the path. So they entered the forest where it was thickest... Keep writing. Ooh! I like this one already! Let's get started, shall we? 1,2,3, GO!

Nearly a year ago (holy crap, was that really a year ago??), I posted about how the Traffic Warrant Division of Davidson County was trying to gobble up my savings like the money-grubbing jerks that they are . I sent a strongly worded letter requesting that they lift the charges that they were levying against me, and that was that. I didn't hear anything after that. Until... Earlier this year, I received an angry phone call from my mother, informing me that a police officer showed up at my parents' door with a warrant. A warrant , folks.

HAH! Prepare for my return, folks! It's going to be one hell of a ride! Peace. Stef.