Exercise #149 : "Accidents" What is the worst accident you have ever had? The most recent? The silliest? The strangest? The most painful? The most embarrassing? This can be done for yourself or for a fictional character. 1,2,3, GO! I am what you might call a klutz. No, not might. Would . Murphy's Law follows me around like a stalker, waiting for that precise moment to knock me off my feet or trip me with well-placed fishing wire and drag me into a dark alleyway for less-than-savory activities (Too much? Probably, but I'm ok with that.). That being said, I am no stranger to accidents. I have an accident probably once a day. This is not an exaggeration. It's amazing that I've only fractured my elbow in my lifetime. I should probably have been in a full body cast at some point; I'm sure of it. But anyways, I must make an attempt to categorize a few of these klutz-tacular moments.