Ridiculous. Absolutely freaking ridiculous. A "medical condition" gets Paris Hilton out of jail (and a small skin rash, at that!)?? WHAT. THE. FUCK. The fact that Paris Hilton spends a mere 5 days in jail and is allowed to leave due to a "medical condition" is absurd! She gets to go home and live in the lap of luxury for the next 40 days whlie wearing an ankle bracelet which she'll probably turn into a new fashion trend... Which people who cannot think for themselves will eat up like candy of course. I mean, come on! She so got a favor. A big, fat favor. I wonder how many officials she had to screw to get that worked out for her. It's not beyond her, anyway, to do anything to get what she wants. I'm completely with the Upright Citizen's Brigade. "Paris Hilton, Go Away." She is one of the many things that has made the USA a complete laughing stock. Some of you might say that Bush is worse, but I'm personally a fan of him (WHAT??? SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKES BUSH?!?! HANG HER!!!) so we'll leave that at that. Paris Hilton is the tangible embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world: vanity, greed, lust, sloth, gluttony, envy, and pride. It may just be the tabloids, but I can't think of a single GOOD thing about her. Does she give money to charity (and it doesn't count if she does it just to lower her taxes)? Does she spend time bettering the community in which she lives? Does she do anything besides buy mass quantities of ex-lax, cocaine (or other various illegal drugs), clothing, and makeup? Does she? As far as I know, no. She does nothing for anybody but herself, and it infuriates me. She has such a blessed life, and she squanders it on inconsequential things. Use it for good, you idiotic girl! Do something that is intelligent! Do something proactive! Sadly, though, I'm afraid it's not going to happen. She's too caught up in her selfish little life to even think about helping anyone else.
OK, enough of that rant. Man, I just read that in the news and I got so steamed that I had to get my thoughts out there regardless of how jumbled they happened to come out. Whew. I feel much better, now.
You know what? I think this is going to be my post of the day. :) Short, yes... but that's all I really feel like writing. Oh, the glory of blogging. How flexible it is.